okay past gabe was a fucking idiot. None of you understand poetry. You guys are trying to act fucking high. and mighty. like……uhhh fukc I’m hihgh I got a do this later I am stonefied

every friday at 3 pm
the lululemon cult comes out of their dens
they gag people with ultra tight pants
and then blind fold them with coloured head bands
next they are taken underground
were they are beaten up, kicked punched and pound
after hours of torture the victim dies
the killers look on, expensive hoodies covering their eyes
they put the body in a fabricating mechanism
were the humans are turned into clothes of lululemon
the cultists than return and blend with the masses 
where teenage boys will oogle at their asses 

if i were confronted with a cannibal
i would say “why don’t you eat animals”
he would say @&¿○ï♠ƒ∩£♥)1eeeee!
and than he’d probably eat me
they would put me in a giant pan
and i’d say “ow you ripped off my hand!”
and than i’d run away and say
this is just plain…homosexual

I can’t even tell you how much glue I snort

I won’t begin to say how much I love pork

Oh did I mention, that I caused the holocaust?

I don’t hate jews, but they taste good with tartar sauce

If you drink raw sewage, you’ll lose weight

Santa Claus can see you masturbate

I shove daffodils up my urethra in my spare time

I fear that I cannot see

my cadaracs are blinding me

all my teeth are brown and green

all I eat is denture cream

It hurts to sit down on my arthritic butt

I can’t here anything, so I’ll just say “what?”

I am gabe. btw I’m osama