March 2011
1 post
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okay past gabe was a fucking idiot. None of you understand poetry. You guys are trying to act fucking high. and mighty. like……uhhh fukc I’m hihgh I got a do this later I am stonefied
June 2010
4 posts
lululemon cult
every friday at 3 pm the lululemon cult comes out of their dens they gag people with ultra tight pants and then blind fold them with coloured head bands next they are taken underground were they are beaten up, kicked punched and pound after hours of torture the victim dies the killers look on, expensive hoodies covering their eyes they put the body in a fabricating mechanism were the humans...
cannibals
if i were confronted with a cannibal i would say “why don’t you eat animals” he would say @&¿○ï♠ƒ∩£♥)1eeeee! and than he’d probably eat me they would put me in a giant pan and i’d say “ow you ripped off my hand!” and than i’d run away and say this is just plain…homosexual
VEHBLEERDORP
I can’t even tell you how much glue I snort
I won’t begin to say how much I love pork
Oh did I mention, that I caused the holocaust?
I don’t hate jews, but they taste good with tartar sauce
If you drink raw sewage, you’ll lose weight
Santa Claus can see you masturbate
I shove daffodils up my urethra in my spare time
old people
I fear that I cannot see
my cadaracs are blinding me
all my teeth are brown and green
all I eat is denture cream
It hurts to sit down on my arthritic butt
I can’t here anything, so I’ll just say “what?”
May 2010
1 post
I am gabe. btw I’m osama