VEHBLEERDORP
I can’t even tell you how much glue I snort
I won’t begin to say how much I love pork
Oh did I mention, that I caused the holocaust?
I don’t hate jews, but they taste good with tartar sauce
If you drink raw sewage, you’ll lose weight
Santa Claus can see you masturbate
I shove daffodils up my urethra in my spare time
