cannibals
if i were confronted with a cannibal
i would say “why don’t you eat animals”
he would say @&¿○ï♠ƒ∩£♥)1eeeee!
and than he’d probably eat me
they would put me in a giant pan
and i’d say “ow you ripped off my hand!”
and than i’d run away and say
this is just plain…homosexual
